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Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10565) - you deserved it (31683)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20125) - you deserved it (4885)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38036) - you deserved it (9343)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (2385)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (2228)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37518) - you deserved it (16317)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
182 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

#14200955
62 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
170 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

#12070882
112 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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