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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (50017)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (2229)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33428) - you deserved it (4372)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35347) - you deserved it (2903)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML


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On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

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