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Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML
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Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)
Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by gabby - United States
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 9:57am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, my husband texted me while I was sitting on the toilet, asking "Are you alright in there?" Apparently our thin walls and my constipation grunts made him worried that I was dying. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 7:18am - health - by FibreNeeded (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
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