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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38724) - you deserved it (23022)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44007) - you deserved it (8245)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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