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by DallasGal / 02/14/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Hm / 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Love
by jake / 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 1:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up and went to go have a shower. The trouble is, my bedroom door is broken and will no longer open. My mother's idea of helping was pushing a note under the door saying she'll be back in a couple of hours. FML
by fwebles / 01/26/2010 at 4:23am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2010 at 11:17am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst working at the supermarket, a man came through my checkout who couldn't open the plastic bags. I thought it would be a laugh to make fun of him because of it, saying "Come on! What's wrong with you?". Turns out he has arthritis. And Parkinson's Disease. He left, more than angry. FML
by bdk_2020 / 01/16/2010 at 7:16pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Work
by Lisa / 01/02/2010 at 2:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
by taylor_eileen / 12/26/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML
by BeautifulDisastre / 12/23/2009 at 5:24am / United States (California) / Transportation
by sillygoose / 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
by ilovemom / 12/01/2009 at 1:20am / Costa Rica (Heredia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML
by Lemonhead / 11/30/2009 at 12:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 8:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
by obsessed / 11/27/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous