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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
by AbFlab / 06/01/2010 at 12:35am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Dandruff / 05/24/2010 at 12:14pm / Health
by rkl2010 / 05/23/2010 at 2:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Staples / 05/15/2010 at 2:21am / United Kingdom / Geek
by notmydad. / 05/08/2010 at 6:07am / Philippines (Manila) / Intimacy
by burgeee / 03/18/2010 at 6:24am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
by Numbnuts / 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lalararara / 03/04/2010 at 10:48am / United States / Intimacy
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
by DUMMIE / 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML
by hairplease / 02/27/2010 at 2:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML
by humiliated / 02/26/2010 at 5:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
by burnnnnn / 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm / Ecuador (Azuay) / Miscellaneous
Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
by Piano999 / 02/21/2010 at 2:41am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
by Rach / 02/20/2010 at 8:58am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by kit_kat14 / 02/19/2010 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy