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by anouk05 / 10/15/2010 at 1:13am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
by amorousintx / 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
by lifesuck / 09/19/2010 at 10:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by constantine / 08/29/2010 at 12:47am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML
by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
by Me. / 07/23/2010 at 1:58am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by LaneyyenaL / 07/19/2010 at 12:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
by Gary / 06/27/2010 at 12:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Money
by sarahfromthesouth / 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
by AbFlab / 06/01/2010 at 12:35am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…