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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
by prostitutes boyfriend / 10/21/2011 at 10:55am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Intimacy
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by me / 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
by whattalife / 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
by concertqueen / 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML
by No Action Fighter / 08/22/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Courtney / 07/21/2011 at 5:54am / United States / Transportation
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by badgirl / 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by sheyshey0413 / 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment.… Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my… Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…