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Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
by Tiana / 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
by marie519 / 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by musicislife1337 / 01/08/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health
by scardeycat13 / 01/08/2012 at 12:38am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
by ProudMama / 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by tictacnose / 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
by sick in Vegas / 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm / United States / Health
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him… Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only… Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…