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Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)
Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm - health - by Courtney (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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