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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

#18763517
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7295) - you deserved it (32689)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

#18763517
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7295) - you deserved it (32689)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14633) - you deserved it (19157)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39461) - you deserved it (3761)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

#18763079
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24478) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14295) - you deserved it (34011)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21614) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44125) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12713) - you deserved it (19683)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (2322)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33051) - you deserved it (6095)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

#18752828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31828) - you deserved it (3433)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (7433)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (2933)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (3155)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom



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