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by cdestarac / 01/10/2012 at 1:07am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Health
by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love
by jumbledgirl / 01/10/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Jonny / 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm / United States (California) / Health
by shades / 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away,… Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me.… Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for…