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Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)
Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by ThisIsDCG - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:48am - misc - by elijahrobrt - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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