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by tbw / 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / United Arab Emirates / Kids
by Dockin / 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm / India / Intimacy
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
by Andrew7847 / 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
by metalflower01 / 01/11/2012 at 11:31am / United States / Money
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
by Fluffy / 01/11/2012 at 7:51am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by NJ <3 / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nevasurprised / 01/10/2012 at 9:50am / Germany / Work
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Animals
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by cdestarac / 01/10/2012 at 1:07am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…