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Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 4:12pm - money - by bowser_rawr16 (woman) - Canada
Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I moved out of my apartment by the highway and airport, and into a new place below people who blast loud music, stomp their feet, and slam doors throughout the night. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in over a year. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by SakuraFubuki92 - United States (Florida)
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 8:38am - work - by aprilmay91 - United States
Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday. What I unwrapped was a Kay jewelers box. Excited, I opened it to find a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 7:33am - love - by AkGirl1991 - United States (Alaska)
Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States
Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML
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Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm - health - by jmac (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)
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