naasatisfn

Search for a member

Offline (the 10/19/2014 at 5:34pm)

naasatisfn

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6095
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

naasatisfn's page activity

Visits<b>TourettesGuyFTW</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 8:28am<b>smashgamer</b> - the 04/20/2013 at 12:53pm<b>heavenskiller</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 6:32pm<b>phatdaddy62</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 7:25am<b>WeWereWealth7</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 3:30am<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 1:05am<b>silly_gal</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 11:39pm<b>xTrepidation</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 10:18pm<b>lo_and_behold</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 6:48pm<b>bamagrl410</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 6:30pm<b>ydi_4_suking</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 5:30pm<b>jaffvis</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 5:13pm<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 5:12pm<b>trellz17</b> - the 03/26/2013 at 3:45pm<b>Jonesy14</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 12:28am<b>mubisha</b> - the 02/26/2013 at 6:51pm<b>SuperFmine</b> - the 02/26/2013 at 2:45pm<b>MysteryManPerson</b> - the 02/26/2013 at 11:06am

naasatisfn's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of naasatisfn's badges

naasatisfn's favorite FMLs

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

by jonasister / 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

by Salvation711 / 04/15/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

by bummed / 04/15/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

by prego / 04/13/2012 at 10:15am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

by dcort / 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

by Brianna Weltmire / 04/08/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

by gordogs 25 / 04/04/2012 at 6:53am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

by toryzhere / 03/29/2012 at 7:13am / Canada / Miscellaneous