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Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:44pm - love - by W45T3D_Y0UTH (woman) - Canada
Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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