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  • Number of visits : 2821
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56037) - you deserved it (11991)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50332) - you deserved it (5303)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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