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Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23589) - you deserved it (2473)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (2045)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17310) - you deserved it (10870)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (2520)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (2477)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

#17221822
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7403) - you deserved it (56898)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105336) - you deserved it (5807)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30344) - you deserved it (3379)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44962) - you deserved it (6761)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34136) - you deserved it (2579)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16221) - you deserved it (24690)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
89 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

#15226621
82 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (3785)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore



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