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Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (2678)

On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be ere before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day an answer the door ahead of me. FML

#18864460
139 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday ma business is doing so badly tat people r teacing teir kids to drive in te empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to grlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performd it 4 her. Her response? ( Well, u kind of ruind that song 4 me now. ) FML

#18563355
132 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drove into te parking lot at work, and discovered too late tat tere were patces of ice everywere . As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of te veicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straigt into my boss' car . FML

#18469057
128 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Was Cuddling Up On The Couch With My Girlfriend,hen My Drunken Mother Walked In The Room , Slurred Out , "Room 4 One More?" And Leaped On Top Of Us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... after bieng yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus... my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently... the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
170 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one alf of te "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of te week" set tat were a gift for my birtday. I'm sligtly OCD. I tink I'm going to rip te floorboards up if I don't fine it. FML

#18449998
185 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my frst time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
99 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)



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