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n4ture

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1970
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About n4ture : Intelligence is sexy and I'm here to read about your lives.
Thai/Chinese and English mixed (yes it's possible).
Current living: Bangkok, Thailand. Second home: Seattle, USA.
Instagram: n4tures
Snapchat: mynameisnature
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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55320) - you deserved it (8264)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30535) - you deserved it (11152)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8790) - you deserved it (44907)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43468) - you deserved it (355952)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22386) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

#1942
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23407) - you deserved it (3812)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

#1435
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24164) - you deserved it (1686)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29855) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (5621)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19855) - you deserved it (6114)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20182) - you deserved it (8941)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8433) - you deserved it (38044)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20503) - you deserved it (1843)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version



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