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About n4ture : Intelligence is sexy and I'm here to read about your lives.
Thai/Chinese and English mixed (yes it's possible).
Current living: Bangkok, Thailand. Second home: Seattle, USA.

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Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

#1942
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (2066)

On 01/20/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by nicegirl08 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

#1435
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (1682)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (7877)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35214) - you deserved it (5610)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (6104)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

#572
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20059) - you deserved it (8916)

On 12/22/2008 at 6:54am - love - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8395) - you deserved it (37909)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20400) - you deserved it (1835)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54361) - you deserved it (3324)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (2831)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (18785)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39024) - you deserved it (4721)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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