Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

n4ture

Offline (the 07/16/2015 at 11:14am) | Search for a member

n4ture

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4239
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About n4ture : Intelligence is sexy and I'm here to read about your lives.
Thai/Chinese and English mixed (yes it's possible).
Instagram: n4tures
Snapchat: mynameisnature
Facebook: NatureMassie Block

n4ture's page activity

Visits<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 8:38am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 2:51pm<b>pelaiz1</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:26pm<b>OGCxILLUSION</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 11:46pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 9:24am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 1:40pm<b>AviatOfficial</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 2:18pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 8:12pm<b>totallybananas</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 3:26am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 10:58pm<b>ostfaiz</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 12:09am<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 11:42pm<b>steeler088</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:20pm<b>sswagyP</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 5:12am<b>Kranthi</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 7:34am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 11:37pm<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 4:09pm<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 5:05am

Fucked!<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 5:42am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 5:30am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 1:44am

n4ture's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of n4ture's badges

n4ture's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

#20542666
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35263) - you deserved it (5350)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42146) - you deserved it (15760)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

#20541052
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (2752)

On 03/12/2013 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

#20540391
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (3842)

On 03/12/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

#20540243
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33197) - you deserved it (51097) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

#20539833
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (49025)

On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

#20539612
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9543) - you deserved it (69817)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49806) - you deserved it (24568)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

#20539190
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9521) - you deserved it (47827)

On 03/11/2013 at 3:43am - misc - by PeeLeg (woman) -

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML

#20538966
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (4003)

On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML

#20538947
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32633) - you deserved it (2593)

On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

#20538296
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15028) - you deserved it (46777)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

#20538233
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47707) - you deserved it (4637)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: