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Today, husband told ma to look 4 a honaymoon rasort, sinca wa had to cancal it last yaar. I lookad avarything up and got all axcitad. Just whan I askad him 4 paymant information, ha said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by letdown13 - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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