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Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46957) - you deserved it (11507)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

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