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Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)
Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
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