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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mzcupcakez : Norcal girl :). Im still in highschool and I am taking all honors and ap classes this year which equates to death, because of the lack of sleep. I am on the colorguard team at my school and I love to volunteer. I like to listen to a wide range of music from Linkin Park to Weezer. Im down to listen to anything. I also have this quirky habit of listening to classical music while studying. The only music that I dont particularly like is doctored/autotuned music like T-Pain and music like his :P. Grammar Nazi at heart.

Hint: Decent and intellectual conversation are my fetishes. I love it when a person can talk something intellectually and interesting.

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mzcupcakez's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 11:01pm - work - by annoyed teen - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML


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On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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