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About mzcupcakez : Norcal girl :). Im still in highschool and I am taking all honors and ap classes this year which equates to death, because of the lack of sleep. I am on the colorguard team at my school and I love to volunteer. I like to listen to a wide range of music from Linkin Park to Weezer. Im down to listen to anything. I also have this quirky habit of listening to classical music while studying. The only music that I dont particularly like is doctored/autotuned music like T-Pain and music like his :P. Grammar Nazi at heart.
Hint: Decent and intellectual conversation are my fetishes. I love it when a person can talk something intellectually and interesting.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 6 December 2013