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Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
by I'm just sick, really / 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by blemarooney / 05/01/2015 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by sianydiddle / 04/30/2015 at 6:36pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Limavady) / Work
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jennandco / 04/28/2015 at 1:23am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
by cock blocked / 04/22/2015 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
by topaz23 / 04/16/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…