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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML


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On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML


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