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mz135

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mz135

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About mz135 : Netflix is the greatest invention of all time. And iFunny. My name is Bree, I love volleyball and hate people. I read too much and write a lot of fanfic. I model and act and that's that.

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mz135's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML

#21245756
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42568) - you deserved it (3806)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

#21211826
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42815) - you deserved it (12845)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15920) - you deserved it (39432)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131185) - you deserved it (7726)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)



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