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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML


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