Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

myrka75

Search for a member

myrka75
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 19
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

myrka75's last visitors

PotteriaAlexweber929

myrka75's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

myrka75's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19158) - you deserved it (1714)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23594) - you deserved it (1315)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23029) - you deserved it (16973)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by