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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
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I agree, your life sucks (21504) - you deserved it (2245)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28499) - you deserved it (1831)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27419) - you deserved it (22060)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



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