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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 June 1984 (31 years)
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Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51167) - you deserved it (4124)

On 04/28/2014 at 9:35am - work - by brerj09 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (2604)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7438) - you deserved it (53978)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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