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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19323
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs, making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.

Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!

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Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36409) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31088) - you deserved it (2733)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (2195)

On 01/24/2015 at 12:24pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30160) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/20/2015 at 5:52pm - work - by M. Night Shytefuck (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML


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On 01/11/2015 at 8:03am - kids - by StabStab (man) - Belgium

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML


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On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML


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On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a friend invited me to christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there she told me her and her husband forgot they had another dinner to go to and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML


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On 12/26/2014 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by sneeuwbal - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (2414)

On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML


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On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41416) - you deserved it (4766)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

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