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myoukei

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  • Number of visits : 13754
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs (especially elder scrolls), making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.

I use the app, so i will probably be late to reply to comments.

Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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myoukei's favorite FMLs

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58356) - you deserved it (7240)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today , I had to explain to mah boss that using a wrd connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting vruses. He lookd at me , open-mouthd and wide-eyd , lyk he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he calld me clueless and told me to get back to work. real FML

#21206280
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38147) - you deserved it (3456)

On 07/11/2014 at 6:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today I was interviewing a woman 4 a job. She told me that she may need days off cuz of her artistic son. I jokingly replied , "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic , her son is autistic. FML

#21205262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38066) - you deserved it (19704)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with mah child . Not only was she on her periodhen I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showd me was a fake that she'd bought online .

#21205080
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51493) - you deserved it (5104)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

I went to the public library for the frst time ever. The librarian told me I couldn't get a library card cuz I had an outstanding balance of $130.00 from 1995. I was born in 1991. FML

#21204670
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46852) - you deserved it (3985)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by library book - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite seriou with. I was surprised, not only cuz he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but cuz he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML

#21202569
177 comments

Today, a grl I recently slept with messagd me, explaining through a rendition of ( Call Me Maybe ) that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46444) - you deserved it (14278)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (11374)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, mah husband cummad claan to having an affair with mah sistar . I latar found out mah othar sistar ancouragad tha affair bacausa sha thought thay'd ba a cuta coupla . maga FML

#21194001
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56397) - you deserved it (4067)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62248) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... after nerely three weeks of hard work... I finally completed my best drawing yet... a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is... until I came home from a walk later on... only to fine my brother had drawn a stick figure on it... wanking into my face. FML

#21192529
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42354) - you deserved it (3880)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm - work - by ~~~ (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today I went to mah friend's house to give him some moral support as he cummd out of the closet to his family . I left with a black eye . FML

#21192141
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42802) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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