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About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs (especially elder scrolls), making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.
I use the app, so i will probably be late to reply to comments.
Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today , I had to explain to mah boss that using a wrd connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting vruses. He lookd at me , open-mouthd and wide-eyd , lyk he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he calld me clueless and told me to get back to work. real FML
today I was interviewing a woman 4 a job. She told me that she may need days off cuz of her artistic son. I jokingly replied , "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic , her son is autistic. FML
Today, mah ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with mah child . Not only was she on her periodhen I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showd me was a fake that she'd bought online .
Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite seriou with. I was surprised, not only cuz he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but cuz he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML
my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today... after nerely three weeks of hard work... I finally completed my best drawing yet... a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is... until I came home from a walk later on... only to fine my brother had drawn a stick figure on it... wanking into my face. FML
Friday 27 March 2015