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myoukei

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  • Number of visits : 13763
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs (especially elder scrolls), making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.

I use the app, so i will probably be late to reply to comments.

Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!

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myoukei's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian . She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given brth to one . She still won't believe me . FML

#19984576
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (3578)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I REALIZED THATHENEVER I USE EMOTICONS, I TEND TO MAKE THE SAME FACE IN REAL LIFE. MY COWORKERS GLEEFULLY SHOWED ME VARIOUS PICTURES WITH MAH TONGUE OUT, FACE SCRUNCHED UP, AND SO ON,HILE STARING AT MAH PHONE. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY AROUND THE OFFICE. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (18634)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I confessd to mah co-worker that I've secretly lovd him fir months!! He laughd hysterically fir about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store!! Even the fact that mah boss frd him fir leaving early isn't cheering me up!! real FML

#19965538
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20658) - you deserved it (3325)

On 07/20/2012 at 9:59pm - love - by Alanis (woman) - United States

TODAY, AT THE BANK, 8-YEAR-OLD SON DECIDD TO PULL OUT REALISTIC LOOKING TOY GUN, AN SCREAM "FREEZE! GIVE ME ALL YUR MONEY!" THE DIM-WITTD BANK TELLER PRESSD THE SILENT ALARM, AN I WAS NEARLY ARRESTD . FML

#19962934
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (26797)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

#19951695
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20592) - you deserved it (1921)

On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35376) - you deserved it (3258)

On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today... fathar... who's navar playad much part in lifa... told ma how proud ha is of ma. I chokad back taars... an wa huggad for tha first tima in yaars. Latar... I chokad back raga whan I saw ha'd opanad mail an obviously plannad on laaching naw-found SSI monay off ma. big fat FML

#19937042
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25281) - you deserved it (1949)

On 07/14/2012 at 12:46pm - money - by Natalie - United States (Florida)

today I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, an openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (2529)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, Mah Boyfriend Treated Me To A Surprise Romantic Dinner, And Got Me A Huge Balloon Bouquet, A Dozen Roses, A Beautiful Card 4 Mah Brthday. Too Bad It's His Ex's Brthday And Not Mine. Fat FML

#19921886
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33619) - you deserved it (2338)

On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

Today, while looking through pictures of mah boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring mah best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. big fat FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26621) - you deserved it (3500)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, mah mom callad to chaw ma out fir having mah sistar arrastad. My sistar broka into mah apartmant, raarrangad mah living room, an claimad sha now livad with ma. Sha than thraatanad ma with a butchar's knifa fir not appraciating what sha had dona. My mom wants ma to pay tha bail. FML

#19884123
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33899) - you deserved it (2268)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

Today, a guy asked 4 my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2774)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML



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