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myoukei

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15729
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs, making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.

Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!

myoukei's page activity

Visits<b>Pleonasm</b> - yesterday at 11:00am<b>solosohigh</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:58am<b>Ashfyr</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:21pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:55am<b>BigJoeZD</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:07am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>kingmoridin</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:17pm<b>mingoming</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:25pm<b>NinjaDitto623</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:16am<b>TCRII</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:44pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:10pm<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:39am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:56pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:13am<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:25pm<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:50pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:21pm<b>BigJoeZD</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:07pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:26pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:17pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:05am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:57am<b>MissEris</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 8:08pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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myoukei's favorite FMLs

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

#21393373
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (3782)

On 04/14/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

#21393221
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (1898)

On 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (2823)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35402) - you deserved it (2354)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (2365)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (2301)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31714) - you deserved it (9540)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16802) - you deserved it (42234)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

#21388685
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (8977)

On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27407) - you deserved it (2763)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML

#21386402
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25340) - you deserved it (4149)

On 04/02/2015 at 8:20am - misc - by Repethetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

#21383075
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (1961)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45384) - you deserved it (3339)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML



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