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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (18797)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (4160)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30953) - you deserved it (3244)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (2817)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27871) - you deserved it (2201)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (6039)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22816) - you deserved it (1909)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (16215)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44657) - you deserved it (6003)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (3520)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44102) - you deserved it (3622)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45789) - you deserved it (11764)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39218) - you deserved it (17252)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32639) - you deserved it (3679)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -



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