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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About mymiles : Sometimes I feel like a little kid because if you give me candy I'll sit down & shut up.

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Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63633) - you deserved it (6724)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made two cakes. One for my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow, the other for my family so they wouldn't eat the birthday cake. I came home to find they ate half of each. FML

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60294) - you deserved it (4127)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (2188)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (1624)

On 08/13/2012 at 4:06am - health - by stupid_airbag (man) - Australia

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25711) - you deserved it (2142)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML


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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52249) - you deserved it (4806)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (8105)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51137) - you deserved it (3336)

On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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