About mymiles : Sometimes I feel like a little kid because if you give me candy I'll sit down & shut up.
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by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Love
by cristy91 / 07/10/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Love
by confusedandnowsingle / 06/28/2013 at 8:23am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
by Dino / 10/12/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
by stupid_airbag / 08/13/2012 at 4:06am / Australia / Health
by markzar / 05/05/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love
by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
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