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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
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About mylifesuxs50 : I'm a football player the.end

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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (4392)

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