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  • Town/Country : Des Plaines, U.S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (18 years)
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About mylifesuxs50 : I'm a teen in Chicago I play football and baseball I enjoy meeting new people and I'm also a very energetic peraon

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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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