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About mylifesuxs50 : I'm a football player the.end
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML
Friday 30 January 2015