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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML
by homersgirl / 09/30/2009 at 4:28am / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
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