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mylifesucksserio
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2686
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mylifesucksserio : I'm 19
Been a guitarist for about 4 years
I play baseball, rugby league and cricket.
I'm doing a business degree (double major in accounting and finance) and a Law degree
I live in a beach suburb, so pretty much grew up on the beach.
Feel free to PM me, i'm always up for a chat.

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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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On 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm - love - by Pita (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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On 06/25/2010 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by HaleyDrew08 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend had another girlfriend, his excuse was he was bipolar and each of his personalities need a girlfriend. FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by badbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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