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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70878) - you deserved it (18370)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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