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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About mylifeisnotfair : My life is messed up.
I'll answer messeges!
Stiil student
Last but not least,MY LIFE IS SCREWED UP.
If you read my FML'S you would know you people from another mother you chucker's.
Is there anybody on this site that is still here,cause it feels real silent?
I'm a gamefreak,so i don't check my profile often still.
FML
Hey guys i have a youtube channel now and ill be uploding videos of comedy ang gaming walkthroughs.my channel is pete36041

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Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

#6403187
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33873) - you deserved it (4057)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Cerezo (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'll be bad for my social reputation." FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34991) - you deserved it (3294)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:11am - love - by Jason (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

#6393242
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27326) - you deserved it (5686)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by girl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12153) - you deserved it (64153)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (469529) - you deserved it (29085)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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