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About mylifeisnotfair : My life is messed up.
I'll answer messeges!
Last but not least,MY LIFE IS SCREWED UP.
If you read my FML'S you would know you people from another mother you chucker's.
Is there anybody on this site that is still here,cause it feels real silent?
I'm a gamefreak,so i don't check my profile often still.
Hey guys i have a youtube channel now and ill be uploding videos of comedy ang gaming walkthroughs.my channel is pete36041
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'll be bad for my social reputation." FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
Friday 12 December 2014