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mylifeisgreat9
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mylifeisgreat9 : Just trolling along dont mind me (: I'm pretty pleased with my life and love seeing other people's lives suck. I hate people. Seriously you all suck. Anyways have a good day and smoke a fatty✌

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Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43464) - you deserved it (6278)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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On 05/21/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by mammasboy - United States (Illinois)



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