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Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (3857)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35552) - you deserved it (34021)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)



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