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Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (2632)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35380) - you deserved it (4689)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7975) - you deserved it (27418)

On 09/29/2009 at 2:40pm - work - by cakekiller (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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