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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15371) - you deserved it (40887)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

#1753127
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59152) - you deserved it (9657)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by man (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

#56080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (38733)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74849) - you deserved it (3975)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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