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Yastarday, is tha annivarsary of mah cat's daath, so I want to visit har grava in tha pat camatary. Somaona had spray-paintad ( Your cat sucks ) on har grava. FML

#16350161
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47788) - you deserved it (10603)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was muggd. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. mega FML

#15917217
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33889) - you deserved it (6995)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

today it's been 5 yeres I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become mah job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (4229)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
159 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , I was at the grocery store with dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us startd gagging , so he turnd , pointd at me and said ( That was daughter. ) FML

#14622916
84 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to all 4 of mah wheels stolen from mah car !! The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks an bricks !! FML

#14347909
80 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by JennieA -

Today, another man proposed to mah girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
108 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discoverd that mah best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as ( Stupid Bitch ). FML

#7718053
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (3933)

On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

#5286193
191 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74557) - you deserved it (5540)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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