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About mydumblifesucks : My life is so terrible, I created an account here just so I could tell you all about it.
I'm on the right in my picture. My name's Olu, I'll be 16 in August, I'm 5'8" 1/2, and you should totally message me because I get bored sometimes and I bet you do too.
Things I Like:
Pineapple & Pepperoni Pizza
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014