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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mydumblifesucks : My life is so terrible, I created an account here just so I could tell you all about it.
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I'm on the right in my picture. My name's Olu, I'll be 16 in August, I'm 5'8" 1/2, and you should totally message me because I get bored sometimes and I bet you do too.

Things I Like:
Arctic Monkeys
Spaghetti
Hollister
Pineapple & Pepperoni Pizza
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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

#21112284
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (10398)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42156) - you deserved it (5529)

On 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm - love - by lax22 - United States (California)

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49933) - you deserved it (11636)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (2781)

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