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mydumblifesucks

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mydumblifesucks : My life is so terrible, I created an account here just so I could tell you all about it.
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I'm on the right in my picture. My name's Olu, I'll be 17 in August, I'm 5'8" 1/2, and you should totally message me because I get bored sometimes and I bet you do too.

Things I Like:
Arctic Monkeys
Spaghetti
Hollister
Pineapple & Pepperoni Pizza
Reading
FML (obviously).

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mydumblifesucks's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

#21237282
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34956) - you deserved it (2771)

On 08/14/2014 at 6:31am - work - by givemestrength - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

#21112284
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (10427)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

#21112056
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42339) - you deserved it (5544)

On 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm - love - by lax22 - United States (California)

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

#20741232
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50074) - you deserved it (11660)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65695) - you deserved it (18725)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (2801)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)



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