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About mybarra6 : The name is Mario :)
I'm done shying away from the way I feel, from now on, I'm going to express the way I feel and if it hurts someones feelings it's just the way it's going to be.
Recently, returned to school to study accounting, so I have that going for me.
About FML, I enjoy reading through this website and seeing that I'm not the only one who has those FML/YDI moments, but I also have a good time reading the comments some of the users on here make! That's about it...I like meeting and talking to new people, so message me if interested in getting to know one another.
And until the next time, watch out for those FML moments lol
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Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML
Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014