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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mybarra6 : The name is Mario :)
I'm done shying away from the way I feel, from now on, I'm going to express the way I feel and if it hurts someones feelings it's just the way it's going to be.
Recently, returned to school to study accounting, so I have that going for me.
About FML, I enjoy reading through this website and seeing that I'm not the only one who has those FML/YDI moments, but I also have a good time reading the comments some of the users on here make! That's about it...I like meeting and talking to new people, so message me if interested in getting to know one another.
Snapchat: mybarra06
Kik:_Spider_SilvaFan13
And until the next time, watch out for those FML moments lol

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Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

#21216576
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (4855)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

#21199559
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44239) - you deserved it (7053)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

#21122867
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49584) - you deserved it (9930)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

#20839746
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51567) - you deserved it (2996)

On 08/16/2013 at 1:02am - kids - by justwantingtohelp - United States (Michigan)

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

#20745749
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (40144)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

#20742151
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65141) - you deserved it (4297)

On 06/23/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55678) - you deserved it (4110)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

#20728616
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53337) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

#20726687
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61956) - you deserved it (3784)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (128559)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (2176)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)



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