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  • Town/Country : Nederland, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40235) - you deserved it (3510)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States



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