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myantosu
  • Town/Country : Toledo, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (2709)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5672) - you deserved it (63230)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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