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my_usagi
  • Town/Country : Arlington, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5141
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
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I agree, your life sucks (27704) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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