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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6582
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24809) - you deserved it (2109)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29669) - you deserved it (2238)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (2822)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (2278)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

#19180837
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (6163)

On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

#19178854
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24965) - you deserved it (1941)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

#19177971
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (2213)

On 02/27/2012 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43209) - you deserved it (2526)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (5315)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (5315)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

#19173617
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20857) - you deserved it (2886)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22920) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (3396)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17198) - you deserved it (29527)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29570) - you deserved it (2222)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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