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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got my score back for the monolog I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States
Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
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