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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5857
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27626) - you deserved it (7842)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, "He's just going to break up with you anyway." FML

#19248875
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30888) - you deserved it (1992)

On 03/10/2012 at 12:12am - love - by best friend! - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

#19247748
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22621) - you deserved it (2781)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39902) - you deserved it (6856)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24318) - you deserved it (6567)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML

#19237669
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13559) - you deserved it (16296)

On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (5959)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

#19233138
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21366) - you deserved it (2092)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

#19232651
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27463) - you deserved it (7110)

On 03/07/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by RZ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (2055)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38823) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

#19226382
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (4114)

On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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