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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7058
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

#20135378
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49680) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML

#20084737
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (11449)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

#20084453
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (1732)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37806) - you deserved it (3125)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27332) - you deserved it (6282)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (6538)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25825) - you deserved it (1945)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19856) - you deserved it (11784)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (5340)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7271) - you deserved it (25230)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21241) - you deserved it (2587)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24742) - you deserved it (2930)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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