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Today, I tried viagra for the first time. That was at noon, I still have an erection. FML

#1654
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I agree, your life sucks (10132) - you deserved it (32493)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by boner_dude - United States (California)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
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I agree, your life sucks (5702) - you deserved it (19579)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
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I agree, your life sucks (45025) - you deserved it (2282)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
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I agree, your life sucks (18636) - you deserved it (2900)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version



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