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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57598) - you deserved it (3607)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version



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