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About my_name_is_earl : "Hi I'm Arielle and uh I don't think I've ever eaten a fish" " you're an inspiration to us all" yeah I just quoted Finding Nemo :) Im really awkward.. I asked my mom if I could hyphen my name to Awkward-Arielle.. She said no. But I still introduce myself as such.. Ya still reading? Uhh about me: grade A goofball and its a 100% guarantee that I will make you smile or your money back, Im attending a college in the fall can't tell you, buttttt I'm going to study Chemistry and go to Pharmacy school which I'm stoked about :) I like to live by the motto "there's no such thing as strangers only friends you haven't made yet" so feel free to message me
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015