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About my_name_is_earl : "Hi I'm Arielle and uh I don't think I've ever eaten a fish" " you're an inspiration to us all" yeah I just quoted Finding Nemo :) Im really awkward.. I asked my mom if I could hyphen my name to Awkward-Arielle.. She said no. But I still introduce myself as such.. Ya still reading? Uhh about me: grade A goofball and its a 100% guarantee that I will make you smile or your money back, Im attending a college in the fall can't tell you, buttttt I'm going to study Chemistry and go to Pharmacy school which I'm stoked about :) I like to live by the motto "there's no such thing as strangers only friends you haven't made yet" so feel free to message me

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Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by shameless - United States (Georgia)

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML


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On 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML


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On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)

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