About my_name_is_earl : "Hi I'm Arielle and uh I don't think I've ever eaten a fish" " you're an inspiration to us all" yeah I just quoted Finding Nemo :) Im really awkward.. I asked my mom if I could hyphen my name to Awkward-Arielle.. She said no. But I still introduce myself as such.. Ya still reading? Uhh about me: grade A goofball and its a 100% guarantee that I will make you smile or your money back, Im attending a college in the fall can't tell you, buttttt I'm going to study Chemistry and go to Pharmacy school which I'm stoked about :) I like to live by the motto "there's no such thing as strangers only friends you haven't made yet" so feel free to message me
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by shameless / 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
by a little less poor at least / 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on…